

Doing Calgary
With Peter
Back to Road Trips
Day 1 - Cowtown (May 13, 2006)
I’d had some trepidations in preparing for Calgary. I remember
steak, beef, and meat being the dominant items from when I was last there half a
decade ago. This could be a concern. When I’m eating on other people’s money I
want to get the best quality for their money. I feel I owe them that.
I’d arrived under cover of
darkness. The flight from London to Vancouver to Calgary placed me at the
Fairmont at around 1 a.m., and in no mood to do much of anything except wash and
sleep, which is exactly what I did.
I woke the next morning quite
cheery. It was 4 a.m. This was to be a problematic week.
(Much) later that morning I
lunched at Murrieta’s, just around the corner from the hotel. I had the
bouillabaisse and a half a dozen oysters from Chef’s Creek up at the north of
Vancouver Island. They also have a stubby little bottle of Hendrick’s gin that
I found intriguing, but I suspected it would interfere with my business that
afternoon.
The bouillabaisse was tomatoey,
and indistinct in the flavours, but with a thick roux that went well with the
bread (and the bread was quite nice, pully and well bubbled). The horseradish
for the oysters was just there, though, too finely pureed, lacking the hint of
texture that would have set off the oysters. Mind you, the critters themselves
were excellent, not too large but meaty enough to satisfy.
I had a beer - Grasshopper
(Big Rock Brewery - no lime please) - to start, and then a glass of very fruity
Dry Creek chenin blanc from the Okanogan that was an admirable fit with the
oysters.
The setting for Murrieta’s is
quite pleasant. Upstairs, with a lot of light coming into the bar (where I ate)
on one side, and a large central courtyard dining room amply lit from the sky on
the other. Their balcony, overlooking the pedestrian 8th Avenue, made the list
of top ten “patios” for Calgary while I was there.
I left Murrieta’s feeling
reasonably good about things. A respectably cosmopolitan spot, with an able
menu and a very good bar. Not that I made it back, but weekends they host the
local Swing sessions.
www.murrietas.ca
Downtown Calgary has grown
up. There are bars and restaurants everywhere, with a wide selection beyond the
steakhouses of yesteryear. And, with the weather in the mid to high 20’s, the
populace was cheerfully enjoying themselves.
It took a bit for me to get
used to the populace themselves. I’m accustomed to more of a mix in the street,
and Calgary is very pale in complexion in comparison to Vancouver. But what
they lack in diversity, they make up for in friendliness, and everyone is so
polite I have to pinch myself to make certain I’m not in a Leave It To Beaver
fugue state. Strangers would smile at me, and inquire to the state of the day.
After London it was quite unnerving.
For dinner, once business was
done, I headed for the River Cafe. It had been hyped as the best in town, and
my hopes were high. A spittle of rain just began as I neared the café in the
middle of the park, having crossed the river by footbridge.
It was crowded when I entered,
the rain having cut off the patio use, but my reservation was in order and I was
shown to my seat by a window. None of this “oh, we just need a couple of
minutes to get things ready would you like a drink at the bar?” stuff, which is
refreshing.
The first dish, walnut
pyrogies with crème fraiche and watercress was distressingly low in fat, and too
dry. It would have been improved with proper sour cream in a block underneath
the ‘dogies to fill in the fat spectrum. The wine, however, was perfectly
acceptable, a Falanghina that helped offset the blandness of the appetizer.
The Falanghina was very fruity, filling out the sides of the mouth and the back
of the throat.
I thought back to Sarah’s on
Center Street, years gone by. Named for their dog, it was a walk-in pyrogie
shop, with freezers parked on the side so you could grab a bag of them to take
home. Or the Ukrainian place in Vancouver (constantly at war with the Enver
Houxa bookstar next door – all books in red in honour of that pillar of Albanian
communism), with about a quart of sour cream served with the borscht and
pyrogies and sausages and saurkraut that would fill up your plate. This is the
way pyrogies should be done.
Also, the mark of good
pyrogies should be the explosive effect that they have upon you once fluids are
added to this internal cache of starch. Somewhat akin to Mr. Creosote in Monty
Python’s The Meaning Of Life. I was disappointed at the lack of pain he
experienced afterwards.
But, I digress.
The café’s setting is one of
its main draws. Out on Prince’s Island Park, away from the hum of traffic, with
the river muffling the city noises you can remove yourself from the noise of
urban life. The solid wall of new construction on the other side of the river
faded away. Many people had talked of the setting (another of the top ten
patios out there, but it was raining now) and came in particularly for the sense
of tranquility it offered.
The inside was rustic enough,
with large wooden floors, large wooden beams, and wrought iron chasings. The
service was alright, but it felt that they were shy one or two servers, and were
stretched in covering their tables.
The main I’d had great hopes
for, but I was sorely disappointed. Five and a half ounces of bison tenderloin
medium rare topped with apple horseradish and carried by four asparagus spears
resting on a bed of spatzle with a sauce of chanterelles and fiddle heads, with
berries worked into the reduction. On their own, the flavours were all good,
but the bison was far to chewy, lacking in any solidity, and the rest of the
spatzle, mushrooms, and fiddleheads were also soft and dark, providing no floor
beneath the meat. The asparagus couldn’t carry it on its own. Pity. If
there’d been more crunch somewhere in there, or if the bison had had more
texture to it. Medium perhaps would have been wiser than their recommendation
of medium rare? But what I received was actually closer to rare, with the
tendons not wanting to yield to the knife. The South Australian shiraz would’ve
worked well if things had matched to what I’d expected, but as was it was also
too dark. Effectively it was a morbidity of a meal, making me think of Night of
the Living Dead for some reason.
Dessert was cheese from Janice
Beaton’s Fine Cheese shop over in Kensington (and she has another shop on 17th
SW). The camembert was lovely, and the blue was fantastic, a variant from one
of the Roquefort producers. Also, there was a very nice hard cheese with good
body and flavour. Only the Spanish failed to impress. While they listed the
Manchago as “creamy and dense” I found it just this side of brittle and too
sharp in its flavours. Their choice of port was out of stock but the 10 year
old Churchill was serviceable alongside of the congealed mammary fluid
selection. It’s nice to see that unpasteurized dairy products don’t garner the
probity that they do in the U.S.
Not a success. Pity. It may
well be just my misfortune in ordering, as the place does come very well
recommended by many. Check out
www.river-café.com
Day 2 - A
City Redeemed
On Saturday, after an
exhausting day of shopping for other people, I headed out for Thai. The King
and I on 11th was recommended by the Fairmont staff (after I
explained that I wanted Thai, not Chinese-Thai, or Viet-Thai, but Thai). But
when I arrived I found them shut. They do evenings, not afternoons. Luckily,
Brewsters’ next door was open, and so I had the fortunate pleasure of enjoying
their Bighorn Bitter as I worked over my notes. 5% by volume, a very creamy
head, nice hops, and a colour reminiscent of kidney diseases (no blood, though).
All of their beers come with
recommended food pairings. I like this new trend of recommending foods with the
beers. The Bighorn Bitter is best with plank salmon, they claim. Being a salmon
snob I passed on the fish and ordered the pork crusted pig sirloin, for which
they suggest the Bow Valley Brown Ale. They also – sensibly - suggested a
sample tray of their beers, something I had plans to return for later in the
week.
When the food arrived I was
quite pleased. The pork was very tender, the pepper showing the meat to good
favour. Bisto quality gravy, too, wonderfully brown and thick. Lots of mashed
spuds and grilled vegetables to go with it. Very, very good for pub grub. Not
St. John, but still pretty good.
I ordered the brown ale to go
alongside the pork. It was alright, but my preference is still with the Bighorn
for this dish, relying on the bitterness to highlight the savory nature of the
meal.
After that it was the Rig Pig
Pale Ale, a name I couldn’t turn down. With signs for Husky Oil and other
company’s dominating the skyline, and the passersby’ conversations as often as
not about drilling, you can tell this is a petrol town. The Rig Pig was a
golden copper in colour, with an old woman’s patina of skin for a head,
stretched taut like a drum and scaled. Very light bubblousity to record.
As a note, almost all their
beers are 5%, with the exception of their Blue Monk Barley wine, which hammers
at 9.9% (okay, not as strong as a true Belgian, but in the running).
The Rig Pig was a very clean
taste. Perhaps a little too much sweetness lurking there but not something that
would put me off.
Not that I’d tasted them, but
they also offered a Wild West Wheat Ale, a River City raspberry ale, a Blueberry
Wheat ale, a (an?) Hammerhead red ale, Original lager, Flying Frog lager,
Lanigan’s Irish ale, Shaughnessy stout, and, as I mentioned, the Blue Monk
barley wine. Serviceable pool table (though it needs a vacuum), excellent pub
grub, and good staff (not hovering, but not letting your plates or empty mugs
sit about….and a darned sight friendlier than in London).
www.brewstersbrewingco.com
Two hours later and I was at
Teatro, another recommended high-end spot. This one was good when I was there
in 2001, and I was interested in seeing how it had stood the test of time.
It stood quite well, I must
say. The room is outstanding, one of many converted bank buildings, with a
three story ceiling, suitable impressive columns of some Greek derivation, an
expanse of floor, and there, should wonders never cease, in pride of place at
the front of the hall, a suckling pig revolving on a spit just in front of the
wall blocking the kitchen.
My waiter, David, was very
knowledgeable of the food being served, and the sommelier – Mr. Edmund
Sutherland-Ives - was excellent at matchmaking wine and food pairings.
I had a major crisis, but
David helped me through this. I was torn between the spitted boar dripping its
juices and the tasting menu. The gourmet menu with wines? The tasting menu
with wines? Or the pig? But the answer proved simple. The hog was a one-off
for the evening, but the others would be available throughout the week. I would
simply have to come back.
I ordered a dry martini –
straight up – with the Hendrick’s gin, which they also carried. The result was
very crisp, with a slightly different tang. Meanwhile they began with a small
taster of salmon tartare on a bit of toast (there’s probably a fancier name, but
to me, toast is toast). It warmed me to the evening.
This was followed by an amuse
bouche, a mayonaise’d mussel in a prettily rounded spoon, bent over upon itself
like a Mongolian contortionist (“It’s an in-bred skill”, said our guide, Toya,
when we were in Ulan Baator).
I started with a half dozen
oysters, and this time when I asked for horseradish, what came was freshly
shredded. Raggedly textured like the wasabi at the Four Seasons in Bangkok.
The oysters themselves were served strung out lengthwise on an oval platter
allowing me to strafe my way through them. I’d nursed my martini so I could
take the oysters with the taste of the gin. Like Murietta’s the oysters were
fresh, the brine making a lovely afterslurp to the mucusy feel of the
shellfish. By this time the martini was dirtying up as we got down to the
three olives that had been resting in the bottom.
I followed on with the saffron
and licorice risotto (carnoli rice), a wonderful orange colour, with a small bit
of tomato confit topping it off, more for colour than anything else. The
chicken broth that went into the rice was appropriate to the dish. With this a
glass of chianti, a Panzellatto 2003 DOCG, velvety on the palate and bright in
its presentation against the buttery feel of the risotto.
Am I sounding enthusiastic?
The next wine was a pinot
noir, a Domaine A F Gros Cote d’Or from 2002. A nice nose which I savoured as a
stretch Hummer drove past outside, followed by two Lamborghinis and a Ferrari.
Then I had the suckling pig.
Rich and flavourful, like the thighs of a strutting turkey as compared to the
dryer meat of the breast (turkey that is, not the pig). As good as the pork at
lunch was, this was another ballgame altogether. They were draining the
drippings back into the kitchen where they were worked into a marvelous gravy.
The meat puts up a slight resilience at first, and then yields to the molars as
you settle in for mastication.
The sides worked very well.
Carrots and asparagus on a very Koreanish dollop of pureed chestnut. Edmund
had been concerned that Pinot might be a bit outré for the suckling pig, but it
worked very well with the meal. It took me a while to pin it down, but it was
the chestnut that was setting off the wine so well, not the meat and gravy. I
must remember this for Vancouver in July (or else a future trip to Korea?).
I settled the rest of the wine
over a cheese plate. Again, Janice Beaton has the market cornered here (at
least in the restaurants I’ve taken it). A Brie de Meux, one of only two true
Bries, and a very good local chevre from Ft. McLeod stood out (I wish I could
decipher my notes for the name for this one. I should write prescriptions.)
And then it was a 15 year old
Dalwhinie and a view of the world. It was prom night in Calgary, and the street
was all fancy suits, stretch limos, and taffeta. Nobody was in the gutter yet,
but the night was young at only 8 p.m.
I felt much better about
Calgary at this point.
www.teatro-rest.com
The rest of the evening went
on for a bit. I stopped by the Barley Mill at Au Claire, but was unimpressed.
An instant antique sums up the bar. Pleasant enough, but still too new to have
established its character. I had a Southpark (Kilkenny) and then stumbled
along to 8th Ave to try the Belgian place that David had recommended.
Belgo is wonderful. Putting
aside the excellent waitstaff in their fishnet stockings, they have a remarkable
collection of Belgian beers, with the accoutrements to go with them.
While my waitress is brunette,
I still want to start with a blonde. I order the Leffe, and it comes rich and
pure, honey to my lips
This was followed by the Orval,
and then I wanted to try the wonderfully named La Fin De La Monde from Quebec
(they carry La Fin, Blanche de Chemblay, and, of course, the Maudite). I was
impressed that these beers had made it all the way to Singapore, but had been
too enchanted by the Mo Gwye and the Extra IPA at Brewerkz to pay them enough
attention. Now that I was back in Canada it seemed only appropriate to have one
or two.
They were out of the
Quebecois! That alone is a mark of quality, when a beer can be completely run
down. Somewhat like Beer Lao running out during the Water Festival while the
Tigers and Heinikens still take up room on the shelves.
I contented myself with
Delirium Tremens, the beer that is. Audrey, my waitress, recommended this in
particular, and who am I to argue with someone who can spin and drop as well as
she can? The beer, rated by someone as the world’s best, is a pale golden, with
irregular bubbles. The bottle is opaque, with a pink elephant on the lable, and
the glass is covered in a tiny pink elephants. I have the trivet about here
somewhere. It comes in at 8.9%, modest for a Belgian but over the top for North
America – a triple fermentation. You pick up berries in the nose. The real
charm is on the palate. It begins with a very crisp presentation, and tehn
falls apart like the lattice of a foam, dispersing from the top of the tongue,
sending feelers out to the rest of your mouth.
Audrey interrupted my notes at
that point to suggest that I take some water.
As I detoxed slightly, I took
note of the room. Again, like Teatro, wonderful height. They’ve done well to
work towards a Belgian brasserie feel. A lot of wood, good mirrors, comfortable
seating. The only thing out of place is the music and the hockey on the tv, but
I can forgive that. Not everyone is interested in Jacques Brel.
The menu is intriguing as
well. Looking it over I’m struck by the duck breast, the charcuterie platter,
the pork tenderloin in boar bacon, and, of course, the six different types of
mussels. I was tempted to light into another meal, but thought better of it.
I queried their philosophy for
making frites. I was hoping for horse fat, but would have settled for the
traditional beef, but, alas, they use politically correct Canola (they wouldn’t
even let them keep the original name of rape).
Talking with Audrey, I found
that Belgo is part of the Penny Lane group, the very successful venture that has
the major part of Calgary nightlife sown up, what with Coyotes, Cowboys, Tantra,
Zen 8, the Chicago Chophouse, and, of course, Ceili’s. They’ve also got a spot
called Skybar in Vancouver that I might check out if it’s open by then. Back in
2001 when I was here they were the main driving force for a revitalization of
the downtown scene. That was Ceili’s and Cowboys. Looking down 8th
street on a warm weekend evening, they’ve succeeded.
I finish up with a Pauwel
Kwack, with it’s marvelous bulbous glass hoisted in a wooden cangue. I’m never
certain if I should detach the glass from its holder, and hoist it as a
mini-yard of beer (a foot?), or quaff while grasping the wood.
And with that, I have a good
finish to the night. It’s just a matter of making it back to the Palisser.
www.belgo.ca
Day 3 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
I woke delicately, and late.
Jet lag and the night’s debauche had left me a shattered shell of a man. At
least that’s what I kept telling myself. In penance, and to escape the poor
chambermaid who needed to reconstitute my room, I took my laundry out and walked
over to 17th to find a coin op, being the cheap low-life that I am.
I found a serviceable spot on
18th, and used the time to investigate the neighborhood. Restaurants
and bars galore, with an emphasis on coffee houses and Italian eateries of a
mid-scale nature. Strolling up 17th I came across the following sign
in front of some teen age buskers:
Ninjas killed my family.
Need money for kung fu
lessons.
How can you argue with that?
I strolled by one of Janice
Beaton’s cheese outlets, but, being a Sunday, they were closed. Probably for
the best, as I am notorious for stocking up on snacks for the room and then
never getting around to eating them.
Clothes done I dropped in at
Bottlescrew Bill’s, just around the corner from the hotel and under the train
tracks. It’s expanded a bit, but still has that neighborhood feel. Very quiet,
and what clients there are are out on the balcony. They’d just put in wireless,
but we couldn’t get that up and running just yet. I had an order of dried pork
ribs and some fries, and contented myself with a Keith’s
That put some life back in me,
and I was ready to head out for an early dinner. I met my team mates, who were
just straggling into Calgary for our recruiting effort (yes, I do occasionally
do some work at my day job), and we caught up on our plans. But before we knew
it we were pushing 9 o’clock, and we still hadn’t eaten. I do not go on
business trips to miss meals, so we rushed out onto the street.
This lack of planning did us
little good. In a panic, I allowed my compatriots to choose the restaurant, and
we ended up at Saltlik, just around the corner from the Palisser and across the
street from the Marriott. Saltlik was alright, but it was very much a place you
go for lunch when you’re working downtown. Nice décor, good staff, pleasant,
dark ambience, but the meat was somewhat tough, which is not what I had expected
from Alberta. The wine, however, a Sumac Ridge Hermitage 2003 from the
Okanogan, was very nice, and this made up for some of my disappointment. Good
tannins, very nice nose, and a pleasant feel on the sides of the tongue.
I shouldn’t be too hard on
Saltlik. I hadn’t gone there with great expectations such as I’d had with the
River Café, and the price was reasonable. But with a limited number of meals to
be had, I would have preferred to have tried the Chicago Chop House, or else
have made it back to Belgo.
Day 4 - A Working Day
We were stuck at the Stampede
Grounds for the day, running our booth. For those of you who are tempted to try
eating at the Maverick dining lounge next to the casino at the Grounds……don’t.
Enough said.
For dinner, however, I had
plans. And I was not to be drawn into the trap of an executive floor bar like
the previous night.
Saint Germain is tucked
alongside of the new Hotel Arts on Twelfth (note: it is not technically a part
of the hotel, so you need to phone them separately for reservations). Very
chic, very cool, and very 1/3 the price of where I’m staying. I know which
hotel I’m going to the next time I’m in town. Back to the restaurant, the
dining room is a bisected space, with tables towards the windows. Eveything is
clean lines against almost metallic looking polished concrete floor; booths
(which I choose on the wall backing into the hotel); and a bar, inhabited, when
I arrived, by two very foul-mouthed engineers (is that redundant?), which
reminded me that, yes, I was in Calgary.
The room is very much a study
in browns and sage green. I know, I’ve disdained before the attempts to sell
brown as the new black, but it worked well in here. Chocolates and metallics,
rather than the dark woody shades. With crisp white tablecloths it’s a good
match.
Also, as a reminder of Canada,
the booth beside me had a young lady who was very apologetic to the waiter but
she was, you see, a vegan, and hadn’t realized that a terrine of foie gras would
have animal parts in it.
In a knee jerk reaction to the
word “vegan” I opened with their steak tartare, and a glass of sparkling, a
Crement d’Alsace Lucia Albred, with wonderful fine bubbles for an edgewise
fizz. The steak tartare (made from tenderloin from Hoven Farms) was very good,
but I would still give pride of place to Le Bouchons off of Patpong in Bangkok.
Perhaps a bit more egg, and a splash more of cognac (or, better, an armagnac).
The potato fingerlings, looking like browned snow peas, were just a tad too soft
for my taste, not giving enough contrast with the raw flesh, but I’m too much of
a stickler. It was very good, overall.
I bugged the waiter about the
chef. He’s Paul McGreevy, hailing from Edmonton. He’d been one of the chefs at
Teatro earlier, and had also worked at the well-recommended Il Sogno (which I
did not have time to try), so his pedigree is well established.
Choosing the main gave me
almost as much agony as my feet, abused from standing in a booth all day. They
had a pheasant ‘sous vide’ and confit that sounded really, really good, and also
advertised a rack of Alberta suckling pig. But I’d felt bad about my
blackguarding of buffalo earlier, and decided to give it another try.
As I waited upon my food, the
boys from Red Deer at the bar were joined by a trio of very sleek looking Euros
garbling in some Slavic dialect. They moved to a booth behind me, and I was
entertained throughout dinner by this pair of down-to-earth businessmen trying
to sow up a deal with three Russians (or perhaps Ukrainians?) - only one of whom
spoke English - to set up an agency in the Former Soviet Union (FSU). Good fun,
especially the cursing and drinking.
My pinot noir showed up, a
2003 Domain Anlaud Roncevie from Burgundy. Again, a good nose, and plenty of
time to enjoy it.
The main was wonderful, and
restored my faith in bison. They’d taken large ribs from the buffalo and
braised them for 8 hours. Good, solid, rich smells, and the flavours are nicely
fat, with just enough crisp in the accompanying asparagus. The cab-bourdelais
jus wraps around everything like a wet towel in a steam room (that’s a good
thing). Well grounded French bistro fare, highly satisfying. In contrast to
the meal at the River Café, this succeeded in the elegant simplicity of what
they did. Just enough ingredients to pull it all together.
If I had one criticism to
make, it would be with regards to the service. The waiter was pleasant enough,
but I was kept waiting at the entrance for several minutes before being seated,
and another lady had the same fate. In a place like this they should be able to
support a front of at least three (including the bar tender).
Wrapping up dinner I poked
around the corner to check out the Hotel Arts. As mentioned, their room rates
are quite reasonable, in the $130 range, and the layout is very chic. They are
also home to the Raw Bar, which has an intriguing selection of marinated dishes
and other seafood meals that piqued my interest (but I never had the time to get
back there). Again, very nicely styled, and the sort of bar that will reel in a
martini afficienado like a salmon on the hook.
Day 5 – Missing Meals
Still traumatized by lunch the
day before, I ensured this time that I had in and out privileges on my parking,
and took lunch away from the Grounds. I hit up Cannery Row for a change,
craving bivalves. To this end I had a bucket of steamed clams and a grilled
halibut. This went, respectively, with a Kokanee Gold and a Chenin Blanc from
the Okanogan. The clams were good, but the halibut was just there (but still
superior to what I’d had from Norway when in Singapore).
I was becoming convinced that
everyone in Calgary was born with a heat sensitive trigger that made them smile
when the weather went above freezing. They were all so aggressively cheerful
that I wasn’t certain if it was infectious or what. After two days the nice old
lady in the Stampede Grounds parking lot was calling me by name as I went in and
out (note to self: take of convention tag with name on it as soon as you leave
convention).
And everyone looked so
healthy. I appreciate that I was biased by my company’s middle-aged sensibility,
and the Goth-ness of London (check out the Big Book of British Smiles if you
want to scare your children), but these people all looked, well…..well! It had
A and E of our party dragging their tongues at times.
Dinner was a complete miss,
I’m afraid. I know, it’s shocking to hear such a thing from my lips, but we had
a party with one of our vendors over at the Barley Mill (which I had slighted
only a few paragraphs before). The weather was good, and I sat outside and had
the opportunity to chat with a lot of people I hadn’t seen in a long time.
Plus, I was in the company of fellow (drunken) Canadian engineers and
geoscientists. Drop a few free Hoegaardens, some IPA’s, a Guiness or four, and
whatever else I could order on me, set me next to a pleasant young Chinese
geophysicist who has a boyfriend who can source wagyu beef, and the hours go by
like collections of 60 minutes.
There were some canapés at one
time or another. Bacon wrapped scallops, buffalo wings, the usual stuff. But,
truth be told, I was remiss in my note-taking. I was more involved in
discussions of favourite restaurants, good bars, and wines fondly missed.
Day 6 – Belgian Reprise
Waking up at 7:00 a.m. was not
pleasant.
However, I did it, and put in
a day’s work - or rather eleven and a half hour’s of work - interviewing people
for positions with the Company. Lunch was taken in, dining on the fly between
candidates. I had their calamari, which was far too salty, and their pizza,
which was akin to an orgy of cheese, and far too much for me, myself, or I.
But a hard day’s work does
engender a healthy appetite.
That evening was the return to
Belgo, but this time for dinner with our entire team. It put us off a little to
begin, as the crowd at the bar was there for the hockey game, Edmonton vs some
group of south-of-the-border pansies, if I recall correctly.
Sarah was very much a hit with
the table, or perhaps it was her fishnets? No, she was quite charming, and very
capable.

Oh, lest I forget, E, prior to
joining our august brotherhood, had worked as a male underwear model. This was
an interesting ice breaker with many of the people we met, including Sarah, our
waitress for the evening, Audrey being off.
Dinner was, as I’d expected,
excellent. The hockey game ended – with the appropriate standing on the
barstools and waving shirts about - before we’d even ordered our appetizers, so
we could enjoy ourselves in relative peace. As a group we threw food out on the
table and sniped happily at what was to be had. I ordered the charcouterie
platter (some sausages, two pates, and some olives), some frites, and the moules
mariniere. This, alongside of a Maudite, La Fin de la Monde, a Leffe blonde and
loads of other good beers, made for a pleasant start. For the mains, after
looking over the waitresses, I ordered the duck breast, but was informed that
this was off the menu. With that sad news I fell back upon braised veal shank.
It’s hard to go wrong with braised meats.
Their chef, Shaun Desaulniers,
had come from the Palisser, with a pedigree from the Fairmonts, Radissons, and
Westin Hotel chains. Further, he’d been part of the Canadian 2005 champion team
at the Glasgow culinary competitions. It shows well in his food.
We got a bottle of Delerium
Tremens down E, which may not have been wise, as he was growing very attached to
Sarah. And I indulged in another Pauwel Kwack. We were in quite a fine fettle
by the time the cheque came around, and everyone had to go home before anything
bad happened.
After all, it was a working
day coming up.
(Next photo: the distinctive
Pauwel Kwack glass and holder).

So, as everyone else loaded
into a cab, I decided, purely as a matter of professionalism, that I needed to
check out Ceili’s.
It was quiet, perhaps too
quiet. It’s got something of a biker chick hang-out look about it. The
waitresses are in t-shirts, tattoos, and black. It also appears that Penny
Lane’s waitress-enhancement program has extended across the lane from Cowboys
(this is of course, an urban legend with no hard truth to back it up at this
time). Let’s just say the staff look fairly buoyant.
I took the opportunity to work
on my notes. I was struck at how the cigarettes, a rare treasure now, are kept
under lock and key. A couple of girls try to work up the two truckers on the
other side of the bar, but don’t have much luck.
Day 7 - Dinner of a Thespian
Nature (aka a return to Teatro)
I was back for my tasting
menu, and I had the good fortune to have Gord’s company, a friend of many of the
Egyptian years. We sat out on the back patio of the restaurant, with beautiful
weather and a wonderful vista of panhandlers and teen age heroine addicts (well,
it is downtown, east side) and took in the near-perfect spring evening.
We began with martinis,
gossip, talk of drilling fluids, pictures of the family, and a very patient wait
staff. Gord went for a vodka martini, and I indulged in my last Hendrick’s
martini of the trip. The service, as mentioned, was very patient, and it was
probably the better part of an hour before we got down to ordering, and then it
was the tasting menu for the both of us.
The tasting menu:
An amuse bouche of a slightly
marinated prawn with a Muscadet Sevre et Maine sure Lie, Domaine de la Pepiere
2003. This is something we’re seeing more of, a partial ceviche and then a
quick finishing cook. Edmund (our sommelier from the Day 2) was having fun
looking for different wines to put up with the food, and the Muscadet made a
good start.
Morel soup with parmesan
asparagus salsa – paired with a Pike and Joyce Chardonnay, Adelaide Hills 2003.
Very pleasant, earthy flavour, and the the asparagus gave a good contrast with
the richness of the mushrooms.
Dungeness Crab Agnolotti with
roasted red pepper puree, with Feudi di San Gregorio Falanghina 2004. The crab
meat is shredded and full of flavour, and the past of the agnolotti was just
right.
Ahi tuna tartare and rose
apple carpaccio, wasabi aioli, with a Rosenblum Oakley Vineyard Zinfandel 2002 –
an interesting choice for us but a good match of tastes.
Saffron Risotto and licorice
with a Stefano Farina Barolo 2000. The Barolo was perhaps a better choice than
the Chianti of the other night.
Alberta Prime BeefTenderloin
with a foie gras ravioli, salsify and morel fricassee, with the Domaine Le
Berangeraie Cuvee Maurin Cahors 2002. Gord had suggested an Argentinian Malbec
of good quality, but the sommelier felt that this would be a good companion.
The only issue with the wine was that it would have been best if we could’ve
left it out to breathe for a long time before drinking. But, as it was, with a
lot of vigourous agitation it was quite serviceable.
A selection of cheese – a
camembert, a brie, a nice goat, and a parmesan, with walnut bread and set with a
Henriques and Henriques Malmsey Madeira. You can always do a port, so why not
try a Madeira.
And then there was a trio of
deserts – almond ice cream, a white chocolate cake, and a small chocolate
soufflé, enjoyed with domaine de la Pouderoux Maury, vin doux naturel (as
evinced by the ladybug on the lable).
Oh, and some armagnac to
finish upon. A cigar would have been nice for Gord, as he recalled fondly the
humidor they used to have, but a city ordnance had stopped their service, as
there was concern that under-age children might possibly inhale the fumes from a
distance. At first, given the sparse population about us, this seemed unlikely,
but then we think we saw one kid shooting up on the other side of the railing,
and another hooking by the fountain. So, I can see that the authorities could
be concerned for the danger to their health that cigars would pose.
And an early evening in
preparation to flights East and my own kitchen.
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